1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
nope, my passwords are too long

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
i havnt played solitare in years period
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.
nope, they ignore me or forget about me
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
i never have batteries for the remote
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
unemployed however ide laugh my ass off
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
yup,
8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.
no one answers

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
fair enough, got me
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
2 times, its my fault >.<
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
hahahahahahaha..... hahahhahahahahaha. yup